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Haiku Demotivational Poster


HAIKU - My cat was on fire Oh my god look at the duck I want pie. Mmm, pie.




LUMBERG HAIKU -




TITANIC HAIKU -




BAD RESTAURANT -


TAGS: haiku waitress restaurant
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

ughomer - March 29, 2013, 1:47 pm
Seems like its just another Mooooo+d Friday!! 5L.
GaryO - March 29, 2013, 10:12 am
Hah! Apparently they're everywhere


ZOMBIE HAIKU -


TAGS: haiku zombie
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by darkangel98s

darkangel98s - September 10, 2009, 3:46 pm
Haiku... Syllables not words.. yea? so a 5-7-5 syllable structure?
Player_Meyer - September 10, 2009, 10:22 am
oh and [sarcasm/] gj
Player_Meyer - September 10, 2009, 10:14 am
English Haiku structure: 5 words 7 words 5 words But still a cool poster
Ed-Hyde - September 10, 2009, 7:50 am
Instant zombie 5


HAIKU - The soft groans of life Mixed with reality’s joke No T.P. for you.


TAGS: haiku
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Bizy - January 27, 2012, 4:11 pm
Hey at least they flushed.


DEDICATED FOLLOWER OF FASHION -


TAGS: style calendar tie haiku
Rating: 4.8/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:24 am
yes and that tie seems a little to red whith that shirt everyone will h8 you the moment you walk into a room. a little red is good for getting the upperhand in a meeting because red symbolizes anger and ambision
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:42 pm
(carebear BANNED)
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)


GOODBYE, WINTER - Slept, bear wakes. Eats cake. Happy, he becomes lazy. Bear fat all seasons.


TAGS: fat ass hibernating haiku liecake
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by TwistedNinjaPirate

TwistedNinjaPirate - March 19, 2011, 11:31 pm
I noticed this today: The kid wears a Bears shirt. Double entendre win.


TEISHITSU - God Bless You!


TAGS: haiku
Rating: 1.89/5

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ISLAND TOO -




GIMME SHELTER -


TAGS: bad poetry haiku should have stolen some rolling stones
Rating: 4.06/5

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GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 8:48 pm
Poignant. I like it alot. 5 duck and covers


R.SJAKE - Older than dirt is Happy Birthday you sissy aren't haiku's great.


TAGS: b day haiku
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
And you look it too! XD Happy birthday Jake!
R.S.Jake - April 19, 2010, 4:28 pm
Thanks Moooo+, I feel older than dirt!


HONOR -


TAGS: haiku
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

boeweizer - March 2, 2010, 4:31 am
m-m-my stpler he always takes m stpler imma burn this place down
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:29 am
This is just plain perfect-san. 5 Hanzo Lions.


MOOOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: haiku bless you bacon cheesburger
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Sean

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 3:39 pm
Shuffleboard...of course!
Sean - September 12, 2009, 2:09 pm
Oh yeah Mooooooooburger, scrabble, or canasta!???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 3:25 am
BTW...Random, I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to f*** with anyone's cats.....Weirdo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 3:14 am
Any....even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 3:12 am
I'll pit my cats against yours and Day Sean.
Sean - September 12, 2009, 1:01 am
Further to that, MrR., they have even posted a video of themselves on YouTube in which each of them takes turns being video***ed by another while standing beside the tv showing a CNN newscast. And this was at exactly the time Mooooooooooo went missing.
MrRandom - September 12, 2009, 12:43 am
Lesson of the day: Don't f*** with Seans cats.
BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 7:49 pm
good one!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2009, 5:51 pm
Back from the dead.........giving out lions.....spooky eh?5.


HI, COO... OOL GUY! - Oh wait, you're not him I though you were the rapper Please God don't shoot me!


TAGS: poetry assignment numba 1 haiku in the hood g
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 5:09 am
Yo, veggie. What's the word?
Produceman117 - December 14, 2009, 5:04 am
*Thought! Dammit! I meant to type "thought" and I typed "though." Ahhhhhh!


MOM - The fruit falls not far From the tree which was its source A sobering thought


TAGS: haiku topic for the day
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by Airman

NymRod - July 20, 2012, 2:11 pm
If stupid were a crime he would be a fist degree felon.
agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 11:09 am
She's dead inside.


HAIKU - I would like some fries and two cheeseburgers to go. Oh, and a shake too.


TAGS: haiku
Rating: 2.25/5

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BUSH HAIKU -


TAGS: bush haiku
Rating: 2.04/5

More motifakes by darkangel98s

Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 12:28 am
He got relected as President of the United States! I'm not 100% sure why, but that has to be reasonably impressive on an application; with credentials like that, he could manage any Burger King in Texas.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:23 am
d***, that was actually suppose to come out in haiku form. f***ing enter key.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:22 am
No, he simply "held down" dangerous terrorist groups for seven long years.


Breakthrough! -


TAGS: ocd volunteers needed submit applicaion in haiku form
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - June 25, 2015, 10:27 pm
It WORKED! He's been in a swivit all week, trying to get that picture straight! I have a co-conspirator where he works, hang the ph**o in the hall where he has to walk by it all the time! Its making a great retirement prank! Trust me, he deserves it!
mizzdizz - June 23, 2015, 1:56 am
Thanks for the inspiration, Yuk-yuk! I have a VERY deserving victim in mind! Bonus: He'll think someone else did it to him! LOL! 5 ROTFL lions!


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